I spent 5 minutes writhing around on the hoods of Jaguars yesterday. Kinda. And why can’t women pee IN public toilets? You disgust me.

Why I won’t pay $1500 for cat shit, a lesson on value regardless of market conditions, and a reminder that the phone can stop ringing at any time.

I spent 5 minutes writhing around on the hoods of Jaguars yesterday. Kinda. And why can’t women pee IN public toilets? You disgust me.

What happens when you lose everything? Everything.

Not only is this the BEST stock image EVER, it will take you about 30 seconds to read. Read it and bugger off.

Why I won’t pay $1500 for cat shit, a lesson on value regardless of market conditions, and a reminder that the phone can stop ringing at any time.

Oh haiiiiiiiiii pretty lady. I don’t like you (gasp). Does this handprint on my face make my ass look big?

On being startled…and a bit about a dead squirrel.


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