I spent 5 minutes writhing around on the hoods of Jaguars yesterday. Kinda. And why can’t women pee IN public toilets? You disgust me.
Why I won’t pay $1500 for cat shit, a lesson on value regardless of market conditions, and a reminder that the phone can stop ringing at any time.
The Shattering
What happens when you lose everything? Everything.
Filed in Current Events, Dawning Recognition
Everything You Don’t Have
Not only is this the BEST stock image EVER, it will take you about 30 seconds to read. Read it and bugger off.
Filed in Dawning Recognition
The Bitch Slap: Your Customer Service Model Sucks
Why I won’t pay $1500 for cat shit, a lesson on value regardless of market conditions, and a reminder that the phone can stop ringing at any time.
Filed in Bitch Slap
The Bitch Slap: Not Everyone Is Going to Like It
Oh haiiiiiiiiii pretty lady. I don’t like you (gasp). Does this handprint on my face make my ass look big?
Filed in Bitch Slap
So I Came Home and Saw the Dead Squirrel…
On being startled…and a bit about a dead squirrel.
Filed in Dawning Recognition
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