I don't dry hump my keyboard. I'm in the beautiful position where I earn a living doing what I love, and that's writing. My keyboard is the intersection of my personal and professional lives – the line connecting my ying and yang. This post isn't about my challenge with writing – it's the only way I know how to share my challenge with my audience. It's about “the smack.” The upside-the-head, uncomfortable smack that sets us all back on track.

And that speech – I've read it many times. I appreciate you stopping by and sharing with everyone else.

I never dry hump my keyboard. It's the most loving partner I have and I always…ALWAYS…use lube.

And to be true to my other readers, no more comments without valid email addresses, mkay?