They’re the people who only call you when they need a ride to the airport, help moving or something retweeted.
They’re…

Apple picked the wrong day to piss off The Redhead. Bad customer service makes a bad apple.

Are you acting like a quivering orange jello creation or a human being? Put on your Big Person Britches and quit letting others run your life!

Sometimes we don’t get the chance to try again. Funerals, business & the possibility you’re killing a second chance with your first one.

There’s nothing wrong with lending a hand and giving advice, but reassess your milk-and-cow scenario. Mama was right that if you give away one, you’ll never sell the other.

You tell people what you do and that you’re gosh darn good at it, frankly. Yet you keep doing shit that makes you look like a side show act in a two-penny circus.

When you hold on so tight to this cart we push through life’s store, you don’t give yourself the freedom to snoop around in the organic veggies. What’s in your cart and where are your hands?

Go out today and be offensive. I’m not talking run-through-your-office-with-no-pants-on offensive, but grow a pair and put something out there knowing there will be backlash.

The Redhead speaks about ass kickings as why they’re a must-have for any evolved being. When’s the last time you signed up for a foot up your ass?

What’s that? Why, it’s a PHONE, by George! Step away from the keyboard and no one gets hurt. How to get away from the e-communication crutch.