The curse and blessing of digital communication. And geek guys just might get a boner from the opening few paragraphs. You’re getting slapped (not for the boner, though).

What did you just say? Is that English? You’re getting slapped.

I grew a pair on Sunday. And should have long ago. On taking your own advice – and some questions for my audience.

I got a little bit ranty on the issues surrounding our current economy. Oh, I got ranty on the photo caption, too.

This is a baby koala bear having a bath…but that’s not important right now. Two lists and a little on permission.

Since when do you have to do what people tell you to do and HOW they tell you to do it? Quit being a pussy and own your fucking owl.

Meatloaf says 2 out of 3, but let’s take that to 9 out of 10. On being less shitty to the people in your life.

What’s up with this “can’t” stuff? Total bullshit. Put on your big girl britches from Frederick’s – because if you don’t, who will?

Are you living your life or expecting others to live it for you? Stop being lazy – parents and non-breeders alike. Own your shit and start doing. Yelling hurts my ears.

Rabid Keebler elves, first world problems and the dinosaurs – none of them are helping you get it done. Quit dry humping life and go do something meaningful.