The Redhead has a Private Pyle-style major malfunction and gets slapped. Where is YOUR truth?

Symptoms and causes – do you know which one you’re dealing with? Another Bitch Slap. Brace for impact!

Da-na-na-na-na-na-nah…they say it’s your birthday! Do NOT expect to get away with the same shit next year (pymgy marmoset enclosed).

The whining. Really. Seriously. We’re going to do this? Six reasons what you’re complaining about is total bullshit.

We need some slapping on thanks. Put down the green bean casserole and listen up.

You – yeah, you. The guy who’s used “overarching” nine times in a two minute conversation. *SMACK!*

It’s time to saddle-up the unicorns and grow a pair of balls – what’s YOUR excuse today? The slapping continues.

Don’t think I won’t out your ass, you whiny little “blogger.” This is NOT how you run a blog (especially one that mentions my colleagues).

Did you really just send me an APOLOGY via text? Oh, no no no…No. Did I say no? No.

Do you really need the tiara? Seriously? Stop talking to everybody and you start figuring out who you WANT to talk to. Branding isn’t about being popular.