The Redhead and her zits took the HOV lane to Ft. Collins yesterday for a day of co-working at Cohere Community. Oh. My. God.

Ever ask a question and find it impossible to get a relevant answer? It makes me want to dry hump a camel with a Nalgene bottle. Curious? Read more.

So, I have this iPhone. I love it so much that I recently changed by signature for emails sent via the device to: Sent from an iPhone that wishes it were an iPad so it wouldn’t have to worry about dropping calls.

There’s a proposed law on the slate in Colorado to make it mandatory for kids to wear helmets. Seriously: shoot your eye out. See if I care. Your thoughts?

I wish I could say it’s with great difficulty I write this letter to Facebook, but it’s not. As a matter of fact, what follows is purely stream-of-consciousness frustration that’s putting on a blog suit and gloves. Complete with two middle fingers.

Proposition 8: I write. For a living. Glory be – people pay to hear what I have to say. Today, I take on Proposition 8 in my weekly column at ToyWithMe.com.

Saturday musings. Random shit pops into my head and today…it’s one thing that annoys the everloving piss out of me: YOU. You pedestrians, cyclists, walkers, dog walkers and motorists…yeah, YOU. Entitled, the whole lot of ya.

Day 3 recap and a redux of the Ouray Ice Festival 2010.

This is the house where Wouldn’ts rule the season. It’s the best. And it’s not under any tree.

I’m pretty sure that, while half of you are looking at the elbows, the other half get it when I say I’m enjoying being almost Eve. I never really Want to get there completely, all the way to Eve. Do you?