Yes, ma’am – you may have another. The Redhead find inspiration in Eddie Izzard and shares a short list of Smart Humor. On your knees…now ask nicely.

The gauntlet’s been thrown on duplicate content. This morning, SiteProNews released the truth, right from the Google’s mouth: the duplicate content penalty is a myth.

Stop by and check out Erika’s first guest column for Copyblogger.com, live on that website today! Get the fat kid off your see-saw…

I’m reviewing the Scribe SEO Copywriting Plugin for Wordpress. Have a look and find out what monkeys had to do with my beta test.

SEO copywriting is an art comprised of more than just words on a web page. The first step to search engine-savvy web copy is keyword selection. Let’s figure out where to start!

Your web copy has to be up-to-snuff. It takes more than just a pretty website to drive traffic and convert visitors to customers. Part one in a five-part series on writing effective, SEO-friendly web content.

Just like your body, your website is a reflection of what you put into it: crap in, crap out. And then there’s the other side of the coin: fill yourself up with too much of the good stuff and you still get fat, not fit.

So Erika – where’s the happy medium?

Last week I admitted that I’m Google’s bitch and this week, I’m going to give my speech to all you inner-city disadvantaged bloggers out there about being a Wordpress whore.

Here’s the truth folks: Google beats me and I like it. I also occasionally take some fair swatting from Yahoo! and MSN, less often from Alta Vista (but their spankings feel super niiiiiiice). Frankly, now that I think of it, I make a living out of spending my 8-to-5 bent over on some desk or another. And it’s all for my clients’ benefit.

Bottom line is, when you start treating online dating more like a business than a scratch-off lottery ticket from a 7-11, I think you’re going to be a lot more satisfied with the results.