“That redhead – she says the darndest things!”

“She uses the f-bomb like it’s a comma…”

“Her Gchat status says ‘looking for a man with an economic stimulus plan — IN HIS PANTS.’”

It’s true. I have no censor button. The news was bound to get out sometime.

Well over a month ago, some guy named Paul emailed me through this very blog and asked me to check out his website because they were looking for columnists. I stopped by, intrigued by the (blink, blink) content, and the email fell off my radar (as sometimes emails do). About 2 weeks ago, this guy Paul emails me again and is like WTF?! We want you! What do we have to sacrifice to get you?

After he sent photographic proof that the requested sacrifice had been performed, I inked the bottom line and agreed to ration my brand of Redheaded Fury on his site. And it’s a cool fucking site, too.

Seriously: it’s a cool fucking site.

Announcing that yours truly, The Redhead, is the newest advice columnist for ToyWithMe.com and is launching the weekly column Dear Redhead this Thursday!

Got a sexy question or a question about sex, dating and relationships? Go ahead and send your questions to theredhead at toywithme dot com. Each week, I’ll answer two to three questions with an appropriate amount of factual content and a requisite amount of snark. Really – I can’t believe someone is giving me the opportunity to dole-out advice, but I’m completely stoked. ToyWithMe has done a brilliant job of listing my qualifications as well (thanks, guys – street cred is important, yo), so if you don’t like the fact that I got my own column, suck it. You’re nothing that baby wipes and a shovel can’t  rectify.

You can follow my new column and all the Redheaded happenings on Twitter – just add @DearRedhead to your feed. And I need questions! Send your questions to the email address above and if I like your brand of inquisitiveness, we’ll dish like schoolgirls in cyberspace. If I don’t like it, I may select your question anyway and thrash you openly on the interwebz with a large purple vibrator (complete with kickstand and backup power supply).

So bring it, bitches. Here’s what you need to do now:

• Add @DearRedhead and @ToyWithMe to your Twitter feed
• Subscribe to ToyWithMe’s RSS feed (don’t miss a single moment of sexy snark)
• Email your questions about sex, dating and relationships to The Redhead (please use a pseudonym or one will be assigned to you)
• Mark Thursdays on your calendar. #NoThongThursday just got a whole lot sexier!

Oh, and did I mention that the site’s tagline is I have a vagina and I’m not afraid to use it ??? (love that)

And do not click this link unless you want to see the sexiest vibrator ever made (RAWR).