It’s almost as though his space bar is instantly disabled after any misplaced punctuation… could be a new market for keyboards.

Ahh…The mating ritual! Bellows and plumage galore! Reminds me of a Discovery Channel show I saw about chimps. The male went up and pulled the female’s hair. Guess what – he got some! Somewhere out there is this guy’s run-on gal. I just know it! Come to think of it, she might be somewhere around Bailey. That’s just a hunch.

When my marriage to an extremely beautiful and talented woman who loved me very much ended after 10 years, I did some serious soul searching. Didn’t take long, as my soul was purchased on a rent-to-own plan, and I’ve long since stopped making the minimum payments. Anyway, that soul searching eventually led me to a generic Prozac. It also led me to the belief that the number one thing I could ever hope for in a relationship is passion. In the eight months since my divorce (and since quitting the aforementioned generic mood altering prescription drug), I’ve come to the conclusion that what I really long for in life is consistency. Dude wrote 51 words and yet, sometimes, it’s “im,” and, other times, it’s “i am.” Now, as a copywriter, I applaud him for never using an exclamation point. For instance, he very easily could have written “Hi Redhead! You seem amazing! Wow!!!” So, he gets some bonus points. And, in this instance, the exclamation points would not have been unwarranted. But, the lack of consistency combined with the fact that he isn’t exactly sure how long he lived in Vegas is just too much. Of course, thanks to the lingering effects of my generic Prozac, I feel sorry for him; at least he tried. What made me come to my senses, though, is that Redhead IS amazing, and when you’re fortunate enough to come across a man or woman who’s truly amazing, “over here” and “over there” shouldn’t matter. I would travel any distance at any time to hang with a woman who truly moved me.