Snarketing: A Lesson in Logo Development

Jun

Sometimes there are just no words. The next time you’re flying, grab a copy of SkyMall from the seat pocket in front of you. A typo is one thing. A complete branding FAIL is another. Just a reminder that the process of logo/mark development is important. As is, apparently, the presence of someone on your marketing team to tell you that you’re a complete fucking idiot.

http://www.akinz.com Suzanne

Well, those little guys do defy gravity… no lie there.
http://uniquevisitor.net Jeff Pester

Seriously, what do you really think?
Tekee

Uuuuuhhm, you've got something on your shoe…
http://www.darktouch.net DarkTouch

Be careful if you ever get in a fight. You might end up impregnating her if you kick the wrong spot.
beckyholland

Woo hoo! Sperm shoes… just what I've always wanted!!! Lol!
http://twitter.com/agentv Vincent Lowe

…what do you mean, a complete fucking idiot? I'll be the decyder of that!
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

EW.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

Immaculate conception rears its ugly head.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

I'll try to be more clear next time, Jeff.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

I've always wanted sperm socks, to be honest.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

When you decyde, let me know.
http://www.customerserviceftw.com Sara Onstine

Um… wow. Do these magic shoes also increase your sperm count? If so, what are the implications of having women's shoes?
http://twitter.com/caroljsroth Carol Roth

You just know that someone can't believe that they got away with passing that off as a logo…a “dare” if I have ever seen one…
http://justinsbrainpan.com/ Justin Matthews

This is insane! How could someone, especially if there is a guy anywhere in the room, miss something so obvious? And then get it approved by the bosses and published??? Big screw ups all the way around
http://www.kherize5.com Suzanne Vara

So if women wear them will our testosterone increase?
beckyholland

If you're going that far… why not sperm underwear?? At least it makes more sense.
http://www.coherecommunity.com Angel K

I think if they're going to go there with their shoe logo, there should be a fitting tag line like “helps you swim faster.” That sentence I just wrote was like a grammar lesson in there, they're, their.
Carole

Noooooo, they're cute little tadpoles. Aren't they?

<You might end up impregnating her if you kick the wrong spot.>

OK, now THAT cracked me up!

Happy little bunch of sickos, aren't we? (and loving it!)
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

Yes. Tadpoles. Let's all live THAT lie, shall we? It's like Thanksgiving dinner and no one wants to admit Uncle Jimmy's drunk and dry-humping the trampoline. Again.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

Faster…longer. It's like a steroid or Levitra ad, not a shoe ad!
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

I have nothing to say to this that will *not* get me into trouble.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

I think they're more “defying explanation.”
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

Yes, you'll have hard toes.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

I'm wondering what the SkyMall team thought of this one. Full-page ad rates and all!
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

It's possible you'll have six toes after wearing them.
TheOneTrueDave

“…Stop Imagining”
I'm trying. I'm trying so hard.
Organpiper

This is so funny I got swam out of my doldrums about my creepy ex-wife.
Thank you, little fellers. Keep on smiling, your mission is vital to national defense and economy recovery!
hollywoodcopy

Gravity Defiler™. Because you can't grow a pair.
http://www.redheadwriting.com The Redhead

Michael wins.

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