Hi – it’s me. I’m a real, live person and I’m standing in front of you. Could you put the F*CKING phone down and talk to me? You’re getting slapped.

You really can’t be quiet for a second, can you? Just stop your yammering…I’ve got shit to do!

Enough is enough. I’m exhausted with the incessant whining I’ve heard lately from the herds who refer to themselves as “freelancers.” You whiny little bitches.

Quit wasting your time cleaning up the aftermath from spilling your Basket of Bad Decisions. You’re getting Bitch Slapped for not listening to your gut.

I’m not a fan of blogs that give me a great headline and no action. So I just fixed someone else’s blog: 5 Best Practices of Content Distribution. WOO!

Are you guilty of stabbing yourself in the back every time someone offers you a compliment? Quit that shit. Seriously. Self-deprecation is total crap.

Yes, ma’am – you may have another. The Redhead find inspiration in Eddie Izzard and shares a short list of Smart Humor. On your knees…now ask nicely.

They’re the people who only call you when they need a ride to the airport, help moving or something retweeted.
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Are you acting like a quivering orange jello creation or a human being? Put on your Big Person Britches and quit letting others run your life!

Sometimes we don’t get the chance to try again. Funerals, business & the possibility you’re killing a second chance with your first one.