You know the funny thing about living in La La Land? Your customers don’t. It’s time to get out the rifle and kill some unicorns. Kill, kill, kill!

It’s a word that belongs scrawled on the walls of bathroom stalls. Are you including it in your business plan? A long-overdue Bitch Slap. And yes – you may have another.

I’ve got an incredible opportunity for you to sit down and take this Bitch Slap wearing your big people pants. And thoughts on How We Know.

Imma gonna be honest. I’m not perfect. (Shocker) Are you? It’s time to start embracing your mistakes and adorn them with your affections. Because they’re ossum.

Time to sit up. We already talked about giving it away for free. Now let’s talk about what’s free and paid, monkays. Stop being the easy girl at the prom. Another Bitch Slap from RedheadWriting.

You really should suck less at communicating by now. Put down the PC bullshit and start talking with intention.

Do you really treat your bathroom like this at home? Ladies, c’mon.

Expectations might be the mother of disappointment, but timelines are the redheaded bastard stepchild. Whose timeline are YOU on?

Set down your snark gun for a moment, shut your mouth and think before you speak. Just an idea.

The Redhead has a Private Pyle-style major malfunction and gets slapped. Where is YOUR truth?