Get dirty and start something, would you? White gloves are for debutantes. A discourse on the dirty business of business, weird animal noises and effed up fingers.

Discovering your inner herd of Awesomeapottamuses. I want one for Christmas. Only one of these will do.

What do you do when you’re faced with all you’ve ever wanted? Pour it a Peach Fresca & white wine, pop in a Dexter DVD and see if you can get comfortable.

Do you have gumption or dysfunction? Erika wants you to go find your “crazy” today.

There’s nothing wrong with lending a hand and giving advice, but reassess your milk-and-cow scenario. Mama was right that if you give away one, you’ll never sell the other.

Why does your website design suck so bad? Three reasons. One fix.

Parties were clown-laden torture, as you had to endure everyone showing up, then games, then cake and ice cream. And because clowns are just fucking creepy.

Face it: sometimes business sucks. Something we’ve put a ton of effort into craps the bed and we’re left with no choice but to scrap everything and…start over. Go back to square one. Ask our buddy for a “gimme.”

In every professional’s life, there comes a time where the question is begged: do I keep this client or do I let them go?