Hi – it’s me. I’m a real, live person and I’m standing in front of you. Could you put the F*CKING phone down and talk to me? You’re getting slapped.

How do you avoid acting like a complete asshat during the referral process? Five steps to avoid 98 pigeons crapping on your freshly washed car.

Ever ask a question and find it impossible to get a relevant answer? It makes me want to dry hump a camel with a Nalgene bottle. Curious? Read more.

No f-bombs, but chock-full of fun: a lesson in communication, sans prose!

What’s that? Why, it’s a PHONE, by George! Step away from the keyboard and no one gets hurt. How to get away from the e-communication crutch.

Insomnia reeks, yet today it has a silver lining.

Are we using electronic communication as a crutch to avoid engaging? I think so…

If you’re a parent, god only knows what your kids run across online or in real life on a daily basis. I think back to when I was a kid and the forces MY parents had to contend with – and they’re nothing like what parents have to navigate in this day and age. That said, here are my reasons that I’M why your minor child should NOT be on Twitter.

Now, in all honesty, I’ve made errors with regard to grammar and usage. I make them daily. But the point of this blog is that proper grammar and usage really are common fucking courtesy.