When we leave the house each day in search of our fairy tale, I don’t believe that we go looking for love. I believe we go in search of access.

Ever ask a question and find it impossible to get a relevant answer? It makes me want to dry hump a camel with a Nalgene bottle. Curious? Read more.

Come and take my sexy poll – limited to the first 100 respondents!

I am confident that the key to happier relationships between men and women rests in one simple skill: A woman’s understanding of when she should open up and shut up versus pet the puppy.

So because I’m 36 and single, that make me a “cougar.” Fantastic. Let’s chat, Denver Post. Me-ow.

I’ve gotten a fair amount of shit lately for my uproarious tone, blue language and apparent irreverence towards the goodness…

Now, in all honesty, I’ve made errors with regard to grammar and usage. I make them daily. But the point of this blog is that proper grammar and usage really are common fucking courtesy. They’re like opening the door for a woman, being on time to a scheduled appointment, sending your mom a card on Mother’s Day or bringing your buddy a six pack to his backyard barbeque.

Bottom line is, when you start treating online dating more like a business than a scratch-off lottery ticket from a 7-11, I think you’re going to be a lot more satisfied with the results.

The shift of societal focus from an agrarian model to an urban one has had undeniable impact on the role that gender plays within our culture. Whereas men were traditionally in the breadwinner role and women adopted that of the homemaker, there is a significant shift in focus that I feel (KNOW) has blurred the gender lines.

Many of my friends have heard me state my firm belief that someone has, without a doubt, peed in the dating pool here in Vegas. Since flinging myself back into the single life in December of 2005, I’ve been stuck in a scene from Caddyshack where someone is screaming “Poooooooooooop!”