Did you really just send me an APOLOGY via text? Oh, no no no…No. Did I say no? No.

Dear Greg Hollenback: you’re a douchebag. You’re the first PERSON ever Bitch Slapped. Congrats.

When we leave the house each day in search of our fairy tale, I don’t believe that we go looking for love. I believe we go in search of access.

Ever ask a question and find it impossible to get a relevant answer? It makes me want to dry hump a camel with a Nalgene bottle. Curious? Read more.

Come and take my sexy poll – limited to the first 100 respondents!

I am confident that the key to happier relationships between men and women rests in one simple skill: A woman’s understanding of when she should open up and shut up versus pet the puppy.

So because I’m 36 and single, that make me a “cougar.” Fantastic. Let’s chat, Denver Post. Me-ow.

I’ve gotten a fair amount of shit lately for my uproarious tone, blue language and apparent irreverence towards the goodness…

Now, in all honesty, I’ve made errors with regard to grammar and usage. I make them daily. But the point of this blog is that proper grammar and usage really are common fucking courtesy.

Bottom line is, when you start treating online dating more like a business than a scratch-off lottery ticket from a 7-11, I think you’re going to be a lot more satisfied with the results.