Hello. My name is Erika and I’m a sucker for crappy customer service. (Hi, Erika) I really should enroll in a 12 step program to shed this addiction I have.

I wish I could say it’s with great difficulty I write this letter to Facebook, but it’s not. As a matter of fact, what follows is purely stream-of-consciousness frustration that’s putting on a blog suit and gloves. Complete with two middle fingers.

Who’s hugging who in the social media/search “group hug” going on with Google, Bing, Twitter and Facebook?

This blogger’s reaction to social media stalkers…and stalkers in general. Yes, you can be *too* clingy online.

Through social media, we’ve brought back Mayberry – the town where everyone knows your name and personalities are as distinct as Aunt Bee’s recipe for fried chicken. Whatever social media application(s) you choose to compliment your pursuits, you can build networks reaching near and far with the same small town feel.

It was those days of my youth where I could spend hours on the phone, talking about everything and nothing at all, that prepped me for my current geekish life as a social media addict.