Not only is this the BEST stock image EVER, it will take you about 30 seconds to read. Read it and bugger off.

If you read and watch nothing else today, make it this and the video inside. You’re due for an ass kicking and this one’s coming your way via a RHW reader.

Bloggers lose readers for a variety of reasons…and sometimes it’s harder than others to see them go.

There are probably typos, but the fine art of getting shit done while your head is up your ass.

This post is sponsored by bacon, Mad Libs, and minding your own business — because do you really have time to mind anyone else’s? It’s slappin’ time.

Oh haiii – is that a soccer ball in your face or are you just SURPRISED THAT YOU FAILED?! A tale of the Skits, the Halvsies, and The Lovers — which are you?

A bit on crying one’s self to sleep and the need to Act As If. Are you? Do you?

Pwned by a mop…and a bit on thanks.

What’s so old fashioned about common decency? A return to behavior that matters. And some f-bombs.

The way you’re running your day is bullshit, and I have food poisoning. So it’s coming at you, both barrels.