A redhead, some black high heeled boots and a friend walk into a $20m flight simulator. A bit on perceptions, reality, and…the bitch is back.

Meatloaf says 2 out of 3, but let’s take that to 9 out of 10. On being less shitty to the people in your life.

Let’s talk about clams, puppies, and then your farm/sheep/barn. Do you hear the theme from Deliverance playing?

The Persona gets Her Person back, and other lessons learned from 9 hours, 20+ miles of hiking and a jazz festival over a holiday weekend.

What’s up with this “can’t” stuff? Total bullshit. Put on your big girl britches from Frederick’s – because if you don’t, who will?

Altitude, antlers and the possibility of something more – no hallucinogens required.

Stop creating and start killing. Kill, kill, kill.

The value in being a lazy and whiny little bitch. Crack this fortune cookie open and check out the import of sloth and a lack of momentum.

There’s a new store open in town and it’s easy to find. Open ass, remove head and ka-pow! A whole new shopping experience!

How to stay out the Dark Place and walk towards the light, Carol Anne. Been down one time – are you really going back again?