Oh haiiiiiiiiii pretty lady. I don’t like you (gasp). Does this handprint on my face make my ass look big?

A bit on crying one’s self to sleep and the need to Act As If. Are you? Do you?

The way you’re running your day is bullshit, and I have food poisoning. So it’s coming at you, both barrels.

Ah ha moments and the best damned latte in San Francisco. Don’t argue with me.

Why is your business successful and what do you struggle with? We all have our demons, but I figure if I’m going to have my demons on the payroll, they’re going to do some work, dammit.

Symptoms and causes – do you know which one you’re dealing with? Another Bitch Slap. Brace for impact!

Pull your head out of your ass and open your eyes. These things don’t really suck at all.

Did you really just send me an APOLOGY via text? Oh, no no no…No. Did I say no? No.

Discovering your inner herd of Awesomeapottamuses. I want one for Christmas. Only one of these will do.

Why do we waste our time remembering the bad stuff when moments are what truly brings us joy? A Redheaded Fury installment.